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October 27, 2015

The Miss Navajo Beauty Pageant, which requires contestants to butcher a sheep and speak navajo

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Instead of swimsuits and high heels, you get turquoise and moccasins.
One of the talent competitions is butchering sheep, and speaking Navajo is a must. They must answer impromptu questions in Navajo, like, “What are you supposed to do with the sheep’s head?” --Messy Nessy Chic

Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 27, 2015 7:32 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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This girl gets my vote rather than the Flower Girl.
Down around my place, about thirty miles north of the border, we have a lot of good looking women and most of 'em don't look like Suzie Creamcheese.

Gals than can cut and herd cattle, geld and dehorn yearlings, set a broken leg, so forth, they have value beyond looking nice.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 27, 2015 9:54 PM

@Chas, the article said the flower girl was from Ukraine so she may be hearty peasant stock, good at getting stuff done around the estancia, then squaring up daddy with the full clinic when the day is done.

I always thought form and function should work in harmony rather than in competition.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 28, 2015 9:43 AM

What do I do with the sheep's head?

Something about a ritual, in an abandoned graveyard, at midnight, and the Hillary Clinton campaign.

No - I will not elaborate.

Posted by: Mikey [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 28, 2015 5:56 PM

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