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October 10, 2015

Report: 15,000 People Vanish From ‘Fall Fest’ Hayride Wagons Each Year

“Our data shows that, each autumn, between 1 and 2 percent of all Fall Fest attendees who climb up onto the back of straw-covered wagons and embark on tractor-pulled hayrides never return,” said the report’s lead author, Simon Shaw, noting that on the average hayride, at least two or three passengers will unexpectedly go missing and be lost forever. -- NewsSource

Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 10, 2015 12:36 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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They become lost in straw-man irrational arguments with the horses pulling the wagons. The horses wonder how their asses get to ride in the wagon.

Posted by: Stug Guts [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 10, 2015 8:51 PM

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