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October 21, 2015
Defunded Planned Parenthood Reassures Supporters It Has Enough Fetus Cash To Keep Going
Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards assured supporters Tuesday that it has plenty of fetus cash to keep going for a while.“While the decision by Texas to eliminate taxpayer funding for Planned Parenthood is unfortunate, I want everyone to know that we have an ample supply of sweet baby-organ cabbage to continue providing our services,” said Richards, adding that the reproductive and maternal health organization had enough fetal-tissue scratch to keep the doors open for the foreseeable future. “Lawmakers remain determined to deny reproductive health care to women in need, and if not for our golden baby-parts goose, they well may have succeeded. But rest assured that with our mad stacks of aborted-fetus bucks, the future of Planned Parenthood is as secure as ever.” -- The Source
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Your Say
Is it true that the most abortions are done to people that don't pay for them?
I knew someone that had one in the 70's, cost about $300, how much are they today?
I'd guess about $3k, but I really have no idea.
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at October 22, 2015 6:35 AM
Ghost, timely mention of costs.
How to put Eugenics to work for you, friends.
Don't settle for less than the best".
Actually the market has done a one eighty. These days a healthy couple (with attention paid to the mother, natch) can broker a deal for their fetuses. Good genetics and proper prenatal care will ensure that the organs taken from the fetus are top-shelf.
Toward that end the couple can join one of the auction sites just now emerging. Think: Gunbroker or Car Trader.
Of course, custom orders are filled so the customers get exactly what they want: Athlete's heart, high I.Q. brain, all available. Er, for a price y'unnerstand.
The fetus grading would run similar to how they grade meat. Down at the lower end of the system would be found the less desirable fetuses. You know, questionable lineage, undesirable racial or other genetic traits.
The lowest grade will be "buy it by the pound, assorted".
I reckon a healthy breeding pair can produce five, six fetuses a year. Good solid six-figure income.
Posted by: chasmatic at October 22, 2015 10:24 AM
For those that don't produce quality product:Alpo.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at October 22, 2015 2:45 PM
@Chas, sounds like the beginnings of another Michael Crichton novel. Maybe this is your new calling.
Posted by: ghostsniper at October 22, 2015 4:51 PM
Ghost: I'm gonna deal around Crichton; I don't need him. I have calls out to the Coen Brothers and Tarrantino. The working title is "The Butcher's Thumb".
My uncle Letsgo always said "who snoozes loses".
The t-shirts will be coming out soon, you want one?
Posted by: chasmatic at October 23, 2015 6:45 AM