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October 17, 2015
Because you're not enough of an infant already....
Remember that Little Tikes Cozy Coupe car with the yellow roof that you wanted for Christmas but never got, and now have to attempt to fit into one when you go into Walmart drunk? Well, no more of that because a real, adult-sized Cozy Coupe has been created for all of us who refuse to stop blaming our mom for not getting us one when we were young.
Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 17, 2015 10:13 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
Your Say
Why not?
Eternal childhood, nobody has to grow up.
If questioned, just say "I identify as a 6 year old."
Posted by: ghostsniper at October 17, 2015 12:26 PM
That will make a great grille ornament for a cement mixer.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at October 17, 2015 2:40 PM