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September 27, 2015

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:

Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 27, 2015 6:21 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Leave the gourds in the sack until they've finished. Gourds have as much right to privacy as anyone when having sex.

Posted by: BillH [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 28, 2015 7:05 AM

Gourds are known to have indiscriminate consanguineous sex and molest younger gourds.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 28, 2015 10:36 AM

Whatever you do don't let any bantam chickens get near 'em.
They'll turn them gourds inside out quicker'n the dogs can bark; those little sumbitches are the living descendants of velociraptors.

I wouldn't be messing with 'em.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 30, 2015 10:15 AM

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