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September 8, 2015
8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live
all 8.4 million citizens in each of the five boroughs packed up their belongings and told reporters they would rather blow their brains out with a shotgun than spend another waking moment in this festering cesspool of filth and scum and sadness. By 5:15 p.m. there was gridlock traffic on the outbound sides of the Holland and Lincoln tunnels, and the area's three major airports were flooded with New Yorkers, all of whom said they wanted to go anyplace where the pressure of 20 million tons of concrete wasn't constantly suffocating them. - America's Finest News Source
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"Escape from New York" gridlock. The windshield cleaners will have a field day.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at September 8, 2015 10:47 AM
So they went to Jersey? Can't be that bad.
Posted by: BillH at September 8, 2015 1:58 PM
They should go to Detroit; I hear real estate is cheap there, and lots of room.
Posted by: chasmatic at September 9, 2015 10:16 AM