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August 15, 2015

Why women live longer than men.

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Yeah but, but, all 3 are tranny's.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 15, 2015 11:26 AM

Why do wives out live their husbands?
Because the husbands want to die.

Posted by: Fat Man [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 15, 2015 1:02 PM

You messed it up.
It goes like this:

Q. Why do husbands die before their wives?

A. Because they want to.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 15, 2015 7:00 PM

Ahem, since this thread has already bottomed, I will offer this from my Uncle Letsgo:

Hickory is the hardest wood;
fucking does a woman good.
It opens her eyes,
makes her wise,
and gives her ass exercise.

Keep in mind that Uncle Letsgo could not even spell misogynist. He made his living with ten females (hens) to every male (rooster).

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 15, 2015 9:59 PM

I'm giving you a D for the shear diagram; the right hand part is wrong for a distributed load.

Also, for full credit you would have to show the moment diagram.

On the other hand, this is a fine example of natural selection.

Posted by: plus.google.com/102207530494679331148 [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2015 4:18 AM

Women live longer than men because of a small patch of real estate that all of them have.

Spoonful
Willie Dixon

It could be a spoonful of diamonds,
It could be a spoonful of gold,
Just a little spoon of your precious love,
Satisfy my soul.

Men lies about little,
Some of them cries about little,
Some of them dies about little,
Everything fight about a spoonful,
Dat spoon, dat spoon, dat ...

It could be a spoonful of coffee,
Could be a spoonful of tea,
But a little spoon of your precious love,
Good enough for me.

Men lies about that,
Some of them dies about that,
Some of them cries about that,
But everything fight about a spoonful.

That spoon, dat spoon, dat ...

It could be a spoonful of water,
Saved from the deserts sand,
But one spoon of them fortifies.
Save you from another man.

Men lies about that,
Some of them cries about that,
Some of them dies about that,
Everybody fightin' about a spoonful.

That spoon, dat spoon, dat ...

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2015 12:08 PM

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I live in a garbage can.
I like to go swimmin'
with bald-headed wimmin.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

Hey Fat Man, bachelors know more about women than married guys do.
That's why they're still bachelors.

ba dum dum.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 17, 2015 6:14 AM

Why is the man out there doing repairs on the air conditioning? Why are those two men helping him? Because of the woman in the apartment that you cannot see. See, she said, "It's too hot to, you know, hoochy coochy, dude!!! Get that thing fixed or you're out of luck." So off he goes to find some friends and a board.

Posted by: Larry Geiger [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 17, 2015 12:34 PM

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