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August 18, 2015

We need Joe Biden: The First Retarded President.

We tried the first black guy thing, at best, with mixed results.
The first woman thing with Lady Hillary is looking pretty bleak—to be honest, finding qualified oppressed types is a tough job. We could go with the first geriatric Hebraic dude running on the Socialist Platform of 1912, but Bernie Sanders is too old, too Jewish, and his hair is terrible. - - THE NOVELTY PRESIDENCY

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Max Frost

14 or fight

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 18, 2015 11:49 AM

First restarted President?
We've Just had Bush the Lesser.

Posted by: bilejones [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 18, 2015 9:05 PM

Why has nobody mentioned that Jenner creep?

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 19, 2015 11:01 AM

chasmatic, Jenner would do. "She'd" be the first cross-gender President. I made that term up (or maybe I found it somewhere) because "she" refuses to give up "his" dick.

In any case "she" would be a Republican, thus compounding the absurdities of our time. For VP, we should have a lesbian Unicorn. We could name her Dick Van Dyke. Oh, wait, that name's already taken . . .

Posted by: DonRodrigo [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 19, 2015 12:07 PM

Yes Don, we get on the same page as usual. I'd call Jenner a male that mutilated himself and dresses like a female.
The veep could be Salt Pork Mary of Steely Dan Yokohama #3 fame.
Wore one out after only a week anahaff of steady pounding.
Had some of those tire puncture devices installed in her twat, one way only. Done by good ol' boy Doctor Benway.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 19, 2015 1:00 PM

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