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August 18, 2015
The Exploding Crates
My name is Hamlet Parasite, and my band, The Exploding Crates, has been called the most dangerous band on earth. That title mainly refers to the danger of being in my band, which has lost several members due to drug overdoses, time-travel mishaps or because they were eaten by our drummer, Quark. I'd fire Quark, but he's twelve feet tall, writes most of our songs, and serves as our moral compass for all decisions that don't involve eating people. - - World's Most Dangerous BandPosted by gerardvanderleun at August 18, 2015 12:12 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Clicked link because I thought it was Sippican. It ain't.
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at August 19, 2015 8:05 AM
Yes, the band that opened for Placenta Juan and the Afterbirth Kings.
The Crates are the favorite band of Kragon the Dreadful, Third Emperor of the Arachnid Galaxy, Ruler Over All Who Crawl Upon the Land or Swim in the Seas.
Let us hope the supply of fresh bodies does not dwindle. Have you tried that abortion clinic, get some table scraps?
Posted by: chasmatic at August 19, 2015 10:42 AM