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August 26, 2015

I was walking through the mall and I saw that there was a “Islamic Book Store.”

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I was wondering what exactly was in an Islamic bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientèle, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?”

The clerk said, “F*** off, get out and stay out!”

I said, “Yes, that’s the one! Do you have it in paperback?” Curmudgeonly & Skeptical

Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 26, 2015 10:51 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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