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July 2, 2015

"Why would I want to do that?"

Don't you see? Can't you see it? It's the answer to everything
. It's the Swiss army knife of life, with the little can-opener dongle on it, except instead of opening cans it opens universes. If everyone would answer 99 percent of the questions put to them every day with, "Why would I want to do that?", the world would be a better place. Not just for the questioner. All manner of mischief would fold up and die and I wouldn't get messages from Nigerian princelings anymore because every offer to send a million dollars tax-free would be met with, "Why would I want to do that?" Sippican Cottage: The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 2, 2015 10:36 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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"Prove its beneficial value first."
Burden the boob with the need to present adequate evidence.

Posted by: Stug Guts [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 2, 2015 10:52 AM

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