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July 9, 2015

How Gay Is Elton John?

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Is it safe to say Elton John has AIDS? There’s no way he doesn’t. No one can be that gay, for that long and not have AIDS. That would explain him creating and being involved with the Elton John AIDS Foundation.
After years of battling for the title of gayest dude ever, Sir Elton John must finally be dealing with the repercussions. I don’t even know if there’s ever really been any battle over the title. I think he’s always had a firm hold on it. I’m not talking about gay as in being a homosexual either, although he’s probably had that title sealed up for a while too. I’m talking about gay in terms of being lame as shit.
Elton John has been fruity as fuck for a long time. He hasn’t just been kind of light in the loafers for a while. He’s been balls to the wall gay forever. David Bowie gave him a good run for his money, a while back but he just couldn’t keep up. He knew the price he would have to pay. All the other brave souls, who tried to go the distance, eventually succumbed to AIDS. That’s what happens, when you act like a fucking poof all the time. It doesn’t matter if you’re sucking a million dicks for breakfast every morning, or not. If you act as gay as he’s acted for that long, AIDS will just materialize in your body. - STREET CARNAGE

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 9, 2015 6:40 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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'Gay' is sooooo ho-hum.

Soooo 1990's.

Now that 'Gay-Marriage' is the law of the land, its even more 'Ho-hum' with the public moving on to the next persecuted group:

The trans-gendered and Cis-gendered.

So hold on to your hats everybody, cuz eventually NOBODY is gonna be 'persecuted' and everybody can just go and be ... whatever they want to be.

So move over Elton-John, we have some social justice warrioring to do here!

www . youtube.com/watch?v=gHO1PprfmkY#t=3m38s

Because.... Love!!!

(h/t to Gerard for the video. Too funny...)

Posted by: John Condon [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 9, 2015 8:31 AM

Elton John is so gay that his song 'Candle in the Wind' wasn't written because he admired Marilyn Monroe, he wrote it because he wished he was Marilyn Monroe.

Posted by: Speller [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 9, 2015 9:44 PM

GAY - Got AIDS yet?


Posted by: Jack [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 10, 2015 1:30 PM

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