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July 13, 2015

Causes of Gay Divorce: Report #1

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Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
A Florida woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly using a dildo to batter her female domestic partner during a fight in the couple’s residence, police allege. After the women tussled over possession of a dress, Officer Eric Blomgren directed Kielhurn not to touch the 47-year-old Capaner-Ridley. However, “Shortly afterwards the defendant intentionally shoved a ‘dildo’ in the victim’s face and grabbed her right arm while arguing whose it belonged to,” Blomgren reported.

In related news: Taxpayers Spend $3.5 Million to Find Out Why Lesbians Are Fat
The study, “Sexual Orientation and Obesity: A Test of a Gendered Biopsychosocial Model,” seeks to determine why there is a disparity in the obesity rates between straight women and lesbian women and straight men and gay men. According to the study, “It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic, with nearly three-quarters of adult lesbians overweight or obese, compared to half of heterosexual women. In stark contrast, among men, heterosexual males have nearly double the risk of obesity compared to gay males.”

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IMHO
They're fat because they have deep-seated emotional issues, which often leads to over-eating. Most are products of abuse, which is why lesbian couples make terrible parents.

Posted by: Clinton [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 13, 2015 1:15 PM

minority sexual orientation? WTF.

Posted by: BillH [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 13, 2015 1:39 PM

They know they're not normal; that causes all sorts of troubling emotional issues followed by male rejection.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 14, 2015 4:26 AM

They all vibe: loser.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 14, 2015 7:08 AM

It's much simpler than this.

Men are very visual creatures. If you want to get them interested, be hot. It isn't the only way, but it weighs heavily in the scales as any number of real-life phenomena attest. Gay males must attract men; therefore, "go to the gym" is near-canon. Obesity is thus much rarer.

Females aren't motivated the same way by visuals. If their partners aren't going to be so motivated, why stay thin? Especially if being larger and butch projects dominance, which *is* something women respond to. Obesity is therefore much more common.

Posted by: Joe Katzman [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 14, 2015 8:26 PM

No, that's not battering, that's tenderizing them first before you fill the kiddie pool with flour, beer and salt. Do I have to do all the proofreading here?

Posted by: Rich Fader [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 15, 2015 12:49 AM

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