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July 4, 2015
An entire 4th of July picnic, packed between two buns.
The American Pastime 2.0 aka Uncle Sam’s Meat Sweats. IPA Sesame Seed Bun BBQ Baked Bean Hummus with Blackstrap Molasses 9 oz 80/20 Beef Patty Pimento EZ Chz Mac Salad Budweiser Battered Ketchup Hickory Smoked Heirloom Tomato Bomb Pop Kool-Aid Pickled Onions Iceberg with Texas Pete’s Ranch
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That's really icky. How would you eat it, if you wanted to?
Posted by: pbird ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://americandigest.org/sidelines/nav-commenters.gif)
at July 4, 2015 10:17 AM
My saliva glands have gone into overdrive. Yum!
Posted by: Doug at July 4, 2015 10:36 AM
Are those rubber bands in the burger?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 4, 2015 10:37 PM
This is what smoking too much muggles will get you.
Perfect burger? Meat, bun, done.
Posted by: chasmatic at July 4, 2015 11:14 PM
Yeah, chas. Give me half a dozen White Castles any day.
Posted by: BillH at July 5, 2015 6:57 AM
Like when a rock band adds a horn section and strings. More isn't necessarily better.
JWM
Posted by: John M at July 5, 2015 12:30 PM
Bacon. Where's the frikkin' bacon?!?
Epic fail.
Posted by: leelu at July 5, 2015 4:08 PM
More isn't necessarily better.
Only when it drowns out the rock band...
Posted by: Rob De Witt at July 5, 2015 9:08 PM