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June 8, 2015

Gives Head As If Dead

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Emma [Mattress Girl] Sulkowicz Just Released a Sex Tape: Here's My Review What follows is punchy.
By which I mean Sulkowicz gets punched, though she insists in the unhinged copy on her website that everything in the video is consensual. There follows much quivering of flesh and a deeply unsatisfactory blow job. As a queer, I can tell you it is probably the most lazily and messily administered head I have seen in years. If this is the sort of oral sex straight men are getting, can anyone blame them for retreating into pornography and video games?

Posted by gerardvanderleun at June 8, 2015 3:54 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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For overall hotness she runs a distant second to Caitlyn Jenner.

JWM

Posted by: John M [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 8, 2015 4:24 PM

Never heard of her, went and looked it up on wiki and elsewhere. That is one foul ho right there. That bitch is a danger to everyone it encounters. But then, that's why it's grotesque spawners produced it.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 8, 2015 8:01 PM

This lame porn video that she produced is what I would expect someone to make in order to show that it WASN'T a rape...dipshit.
If her conception of rape is having regret the next morning, then just about every guy I know has suffered "rape"... Has she ever heard of beer goggles? Coyote love??!!
And if that guy was filmed without consent, doesn't her all-encompassing definition of "rape" apply for his being "used" for her purposes?

Posted by: Uncle Jefe [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 8, 2015 9:16 PM

That one is definitely a bunny boiler. When I was a kid, being known as the Town Mattress was a stigma, not a bragging point.

Posted by: Speller [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 8, 2015 10:05 PM

she vibes: loser.

She should shave her ass and walk backwards, it might help.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 9, 2015 1:04 AM

We've lost our marbles and our way. We are in the thrall of brats and degenerates.

Posted by: DonRodrigo [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 9, 2015 9:51 AM

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