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May 15, 2015
Young people should be peacocking, not wearing pajamas.
Dress like Johnny Cash and get in a fight.Throw out those Uggs and put some high heels on. Make us old people jealous of you. Make us shake our fists in the air and tell you to turn it down. I don’t resent young people because they’re having so much fun. I resent them because they aren’t having enough.You should have a moped at that age and you should crash it. You should also know how to fix it. The guy who invented the Leatherman created it because he was sick of lugging around tools to fix his $300 Fiat. I have my problems with the boomers but at least they enjoyed their youth. They hopped trains and worked shitty jobs and told lippy broads to “shut up.” Turn On, Tune In, and Drop Out - Taki's Magazine
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Yeah, stick a codpiece on your face and spike up your hair.
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at May 16, 2015 8:28 AM
Or you could go the alternate route and really shock your parents and society by dressing formally and with dignity and class. F the man, wear a suit and tie.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 16, 2015 10:17 AM
You can't get hammers and chainsaws from fructose and soy.
Posted by: ghostsniper at May 16, 2015 12:10 PM
When I see some of these folks running their game I want to say “Kid, I ran with bikers, shot junk, robbed banks; my hands have taken lives and saved lives when I was active military; I worked with the Billy Graham Crusade; I got a million miles of highway under my ass, slept with dogs, danced with angels, I got screwdrivers older than you.”
I'd call that a good start.
Posted by: chasmatic at May 16, 2015 10:18 PM