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May 21, 2015
Mao's Mango
The wax-covered fruit was placed on an altar in the factory auditorium, and workers lined up to file past it, solemnly bowing as they walked by. No one had thought to sterilize the mango before sealing it, however, and after a few days on display, it began to show signs of rot. The revolutionary committee of the factory retrieved the rotting mango, peeled it, then boiled the flesh in a huge pot of water. Another ceremony was held, equally solemn. Mao again was greatly venerated, and the gift of the mango was lauded as evidence of the Chairman's deep concern for the workers. Then everyone in the factory filed by and each worker drank a spoonful of the water in which the sacred mango had been boiled. Mango Madness
Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 21, 2015 8:03 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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A high colonic with boiling oil sounds preferable.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at May 21, 2015 9:30 AM