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May 5, 2015
And the jokes and parodies just write themselves.....
Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 5, 2015 2:11 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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If you can't do a single windsor with ONE hand you ain't shit. Any woman worth her salt has been tying them BACKWARDS for years. (think Ginger Rogers)
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at May 5, 2015 6:03 PM
One more thing, it's the ratio of the lengths between the big end and the little end as to whether you're worthy or not. Officially the little end is 2/3 of the big end but you can't tell it in the picture. How convenient.
Posted by: ghostsniper at May 5, 2015 6:05 PM
One way or another it is too loose by inches. The guy can't find his ass with his hands tied behind his back so save a punch in the face and cinch up that tie until breathing stops.
Just because somebody says “Have a nice day” doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen.
Posted by: chasmatic at May 6, 2015 12:06 AM
Horrible fashion sense for either sex. No self-respecting man would dress like that. A hipster might, but see previous sentence.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at May 6, 2015 4:36 AM
Never mind the tie. Iron the damn shirt.
Posted by: SteveS at May 6, 2015 12:37 PM
They still can't learn that skill where most of us learned it, in the Cub Scouts. I guess that will end soon too.
Posted by: Larry Geiger at May 6, 2015 12:49 PM
Great job.
I can do the same thing.
So can any boater who has learned how to tie knots.
Or any Boy Scout.
Posted by: Mikey at May 7, 2015 7:31 PM
How can I be sure I am really looking at a lezzy? Torso shape is suggestive, but while you're ironing that shirt, let's see 'em, sister.
Posted by: DaveR at May 8, 2015 5:36 AM
Maybe it's Pajamaboy in reverse drag.
Posted by: ghostsniper at May 8, 2015 5:12 PM