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April 14, 2015
Unemployed Gender Studies Major Sues ‘The Patriarchy’
An unemployed gender studies major from Eugene, Ore. sued “The Patriarchy” today in federal court for refusing to give her a job.In a 25-page brief, attorneys for Sarah Miller-Jones, 24, argue that gender discrimination from the patriarchy has prevented their client from finding gainful employment since she graduated from university three years ago. The suit seeks $2 million in compensation and $139 million in punitive damages, which together equal $1 from every adult man in America. - The Daily Currant
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First, they say everybody *deserves* a job, now they say everyone *requires* a job, and soon the word job won't apply any more as it will be welfare.
Where's that gulch?
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at April 14, 2015 9:29 AM
Hurry! Rush in all the parodies you possibly can before reality becomes even funnier!
Posted by: DonRodrigo at April 14, 2015 9:34 AM
This is parody but its all too likely. And she'd find a judge that would not throw out her case and charge her with contempt and filing a frivolous lawsuit, too.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2015 11:01 AM