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April 1, 2015

Obama is about to announce that he may be running for a third term.

"I know that there are other “firsts” that lie ahead for America, and I want to be part of them.
I’ve done a lot of thinking about my next move, and I have decided that as part of my continuing evolution it is time for me to transition to becoming a woman. Thus, I can be not only the first black president, but the first female president as well. I have directed my legal team to explore the question of whether this act of mine would constitute enough of a change of identity that it would enable me to run for two more terms. I am fully confident that the answer will be in the affirmative, because I will effectively be a different person: Barika Obama."neo-neocon サ Blog Archive サ Hope and change from Obama

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 1, 2015 6:52 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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No change necessary, he is already fully pussified.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 2, 2015 6:49 AM

Nah. He's going to declare himself "Grand Highest Imam of the West", and rule his subjects by decree. Sorta like now, only without that pesky Congress and those damn Courts.

Posted by: leelu [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 2, 2015 9:51 AM

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