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March 15, 2015
Vagina Cookies for 2nd Graders
But when Autumn arrived, tray in hand, every single cookie was shaped like a vagina. The teacher noted that every kind of vagina was represented, including “small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, and even a fire crotch.” They were frosted accordingly. When the teacher told Autumn that the cookies were inappropriate, the mother began yelling about the importance of young children learning about sexuality. Autumn left the cookies and stormed out. Mother Bakes Vagina Cookies For 2nd Graders And Bugs Out When Teacher Says 'No' (Photo)
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Those ain't vaginas. They are the labia.
But, I think everyone is missing the real issue which is whether those cookies comply with Mrs. Hussein's nutritional guidelines. Like, is that tofu or icing?
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at March 15, 2015 3:43 PM
The young unrequited dykes in the class ate every one of them.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at March 15, 2015 4:24 PM
Good thing they weren't shaped like guns.
JWM
Posted by: John M at March 15, 2015 5:30 PM
It sounds to me like some young mother (and I use the term "mother" very loosely) needs a Chasmatic good hard punch in the face. I feel so sorry for the little kids these days....
Posted by: drdave at March 16, 2015 7:24 AM
Fat Man is right. People can't get their body parts straight anymore. I grow weary of it.
Posted by: pbird at March 16, 2015 11:01 AM
Also, the Mom, so to speak, does need a good punch in the face...but it wouldn't change her. I feel sorry for little kids too.
Posted by: pbird at March 16, 2015 11:02 AM