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March 7, 2015

"The Obese Virgins have set me a problem which I confess I have not yet solved.

Like all races who set great store by sexual enjoyment, these people have a correspondingly exaggerated reverence for virginity.
It therefore occurred to me that if I could apply Jacques Loeb's great discovery of artificial parthenogenesis to man, or, to be precise, to these young ladies, I should be able to grow a race of vestals, self-reproducing yet ever virgin, to whom in concentrated form should attach that reverence of which I have spoken. You see, I must always remember that it is no good proposing any line of work that will not benefit the national religion. I suppose state-aided research would have much the same kinds of difficulties in a really democratic state. Well this, as I say, has so far beaten me. I have taken the matter a step further than Bataillon with his fatherless frogs, and I have induced parthenogenesis in the eggs of reptiles and birds; but so far I have failed with mammals. However, I've not given up yet!" The Tissue-Culture King

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 7, 2015 9:36 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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The solution to the pudgy virgin is to dust them with flour, then look for the moist spots. Just don't use double acting baking powder.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 7, 2015 5:29 PM

You don't know where the itch is until you scratch it with your own hand.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 8, 2015 12:12 AM

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