« "This gender myopia has become a disease, a substitute for a religion...." | Main | Trending on Twitter today #HillaryFunCamps »

March 19, 2015

Starbucks burns low-grade coffee beans in order to persuade its customers that they are drinking something sophisticated and European. Because the flavor is unpleasant, Americans saturate it with milk.

It’s time to address this national disgrace.
The next time you meet a Starbucks barista, start a serious conversation: does he or she have no shame in foisting this fraud upon the American public? How can we as a people maintain our self-esteem if we pay top dollar for the excrescence of incinerated low-grade coffee beans? Take the time to have this important conversation and to save our national soul. Time for a Serious Conversation about Starbucks | Spengler

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 19, 2015 12:37 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

Your Say

You can buy Dunkin Donuts, Peets, Tim Hortons coffee online or through Amazon. Brew a pot, store it in fridge in an airtight container. When you want coffee pop it in microwave for 1-2 minutes, presto good hot coffee.

There is no excuse for bad coffee or funding SJW campaigns aimed at wrecking you.

Posted by: tscottme [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 19, 2015 12:46 PM

About 15 years ago, I hit a Starbucks in the Atlanta airport, or it may have been Salt Lake, I'm not sure which, for a black coffee, which is the only way I've ever had it. It was undrinkable.

Posted by: BillH [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 19, 2015 2:03 PM

Like Bill, about 15 years ago I got a Starbuck and put cream and sugar in it and it was still burnt to fuck and undrinkable. I went back to the counter and asked if there was something wrong with it and was assured that it was perfect and I promptly threw it in the can.

Here's the thing.
I'm a pro.
Been drinking the stuff professionally for 40+ years and I KNOW what I'm talking about.

The fact that starbucks is successful is testament to the ridiculousness of the american people. And yes, this is reflected in the politics and everything else.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 19, 2015 6:42 PM

The one or two Starbucks I tried over perhaps 20 years was very bad coffee. It tasted burnt.

No matter. The Baristas will probably ignore this whole (said to be optional) campaign. They should.


Posted by: Ken [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 19, 2015 7:26 PM

There was a time when Starbutts was good. I know because I was a customer when they first started up. But no more. Even in Seattle we don't go to them. There are too many better choices. And btw Dunkin is awful. A few years ago on the east coast that was all we could find and the only thing you could say for it was that it was fresh because they sell so much of it for some reason.

Posted by: pbird [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 19, 2015 11:08 PM

Hell, Seattleites 30 years ago had bumperstickers reading

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS GO TO STARBUCKS

Posted by: Rob De Witt [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 20, 2015 1:12 AM

As my friend Gregor says, "Starbuck’s coffee, company and “aura” all suck. If
I want that experience, I make my own cup of coffee,
yell out my name incorrectly and burn a five dollar bill,,
all without leaving my home."

Posted by: Fausta [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 20, 2015 7:23 AM

You cannot have coffee anymore, you have to have speshul kaffee to be in the know. I guess some people just need to be taken over the coals.

Mickey D produced some bilge they called coffee that tasted like it was left overnight. If you want milk in their coffee you have to BUY milk; otherwise you get plastic creamer. That was about three years ago which is the last time I went into one of those places.

Coffee went downhill when they started flavoring it with shit like hazelnut and show scrapings.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 20, 2015 7:29 AM

My kids drank that swill until I started making their coffee for them. Plain old Folgers with a bit of sugar and fat free milk. They love mine and Star-F*cks isn't on their coffee menu any longer.

Oh and btw, McDonalds usually makes a pretty fair cup.

Posted by: Jack [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 20, 2015 10:07 AM

People from the Northwest have long known that Starbucks has crappy coffee. Its what people from other parts of the country get when they come here because they don't know any better.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 20, 2015 11:58 AM

Try a hot cup of hemlock brew and stop complaining. Socrates will vouch for what I say.

Posted by: Stug Guts [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 20, 2015 3:23 PM

Mr. Taylor is correct. Starbucks is ersatz NW coffee, and people up there know the difference. Even out in the little podunks of north Idaho the roadside shacks offer a phenomenally better product.

Posted by: ThomasD [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 21, 2015 10:57 AM

Post a comment




Remember Me?

(you may use HTML tags for style)