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March 13, 2015
On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:
According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations. It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings. Media Laboratory, MIT
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Your Say
Tin foil beanies are a diversion so the Paranoids don't notice the monitoring/mind control devices implanted in one of their "teeth" or their eyeglasses.
Posted by: tscottme at March 13, 2015 5:38 PM
Teeth? Glasses??
You fool.
They're implanted as part of children's vaccination programs.
Get them while they're young.
Posted by: leelu at March 14, 2015 7:20 AM
Yes of course, a molecular antenna running consistently through 75 miles of arteries and veins is more effective than a little fleck in a tooth.
Posted by: ghostsniper at March 14, 2015 11:56 AM
leelu is aware that trackable nanoparticles are contained in the vaccine carrier fluid.
Recent research has confirmed that those adults who've worn aluminum foil hats have aluminum foil brains.
This is no small matter unless the brain is small.
Posted by: Stug Guts at March 14, 2015 1:00 PM