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February 13, 2015

China’s popular mobile execution chambers.

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Mercy vans : Essays in Idleness Once the paperwork on your unwanted granny is done, and she has been thoughtfully sedated, staff in the nursing home need no longer trouble themselves. The “mercy van” team can be scheduled for same-day arrival. They tie your granny onto their own gurney, and roll her to the van for quick, painless despatc
h. Better yet, even before leaving the nursing home parking lot they can harvest granny’s organs, pack and refrigerate, then compact the leftovers for cremation. The van then races to a state hospital to drop off the organs, and deliver the “bio-hazard” to the same incinerator as the aborted babies go into. Alternatively, as I was told by a researcher for the Falun Gong, the latter package can be recycled as a valuable high-protein ingredient in Chinese pet food, thus completing a perfect environmental recycling loop. Not only do you save estate money on granny’s funeral home expenses and cemetery plot (a modest memorial service will help with “closure”), but as her assigned heir you might be entitled to a cut from that lucrative organ trade, which has proved a big revenue earner in China itself. Ailing but wealthy “organ tourists” fly in from all over to benefit from the country’s reliable supply of human body parts.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at February 13, 2015 2:01 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Sophisticated cannibalism.

Posted by: Stug Guts [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 13, 2015 2:34 PM

Pris fixe or prix par sélection?

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 14, 2015 4:13 AM

Obamacare.

The endgame.

Posted by: leelu [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 14, 2015 8:26 AM

I'd like to say this isn't true but given that its China, I've got to give it at least a highly plausible rating. Its all too likely.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 14, 2015 12:28 PM

If the gov't is PREVENTED from involvement, why not?

(I'll be cremated, no harvesting, no ceremony.)

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 14, 2015 1:49 PM

Perfect way for the State to dispose of those whose lives don't matter....i.e., all of us. Sick bastards.

Posted by: Jack [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 16, 2015 12:28 PM

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