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February 12, 2015
10 Benefits Of Vaginal Weightlifting
to physically and emotionally reconnect to their vaginas, so they become more in tune with their sexual energy. It's like yoga. For your vagina. By inserting a jade egg into the vagina and attaching a string to it, I "lift" any number of things: tropical fruits, gluten-free organic donuts, cold-pressed juices.BY KIM ANAMI
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I have lived too long.
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at February 12, 2015 6:35 PM
I won't be showing this item to my wife.
Posted by: Fat Man at February 12, 2015 7:16 PM
Wrong planet. Can I go home now?
Posted by: pbird at February 12, 2015 7:36 PM
I know a bar in Olangapo where this chick could make a fortune in a single weekend.
Posted by: B Lewis at February 12, 2015 8:11 PM
Cognitive dissonance, like finding diamonds in a goat's ass.
Posted by: chasmatic at February 12, 2015 9:17 PM
I'd pay a dollar to see her walk through some homie's turf with that apparatus dangling a couple cold ones.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at February 13, 2015 7:26 AM
As a Navy vet I heard lurid tales of gals who could pick up dimes that lay on flat tables, who could smoke cigarettes and who could shoot lotion to amazing distances, all from their yaya's but weight lifting??…. Who knew?
Posted by: Jack at February 13, 2015 8:06 AM
"Physically and emotionally reconnect(ing) to their vaginas" and "become(ing) more in tune with their sexual energy" seems so far to have produced a larger and more pathetic class of victims who need more and more protection.
Somehow I don't think Pussy Fu is gonna reverse that trend.
Posted by: Rob De Witt at February 13, 2015 9:12 AM
How about stuffing a ball gag in your piehole to get "more in tune" with your dumbassery.
tim
Posted by: Lands’nGrooves at February 13, 2015 9:20 AM
You ain't seen nuthin yet, I'll remind you, insanity has no limits.
Posted by: ghostsniper at February 13, 2015 11:38 AM
They have the Madonna model. It's a jade watermelon that fits inside a skank's nether region and you can hang a 350 Chevy engine block off it
Posted by: billy at February 13, 2015 7:55 PM
In that case I'd pill out the watermelon and stick Obama's head in; those ears will act like wings on a toggle bolt. He'll never get loose.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at February 14, 2015 4:19 AM
"Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his ass to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard." William Burroughs
Let's save this story for another time. But the image, the image will stick with us.
Posted by: chasmatic at February 15, 2015 7:10 AM