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December 23, 2014
What Kids Wish For: "I want a gun that kills bad thoughts"
Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 23, 2014 6:57 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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I think that was already invented. But it isn't a gun. It's a hat with a matching hammer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFviHw624RU
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at December 23, 2014 9:13 PM
My uncle Letsgo Lozko the famous bantam chicken rancher once bought a book titled "Tibetan Mind Control".
He claimed that learning the ancient techniques and disciplines set forth in the book would enable his mind to excerpt astounding power over things around him.
One chapter allowed him to predict the future, another to control other people's minds, yet another would let him see through walls, so forth.
Alas, he threw the book I the furnace before he got through the first chapter.
He said "Is not right man haff such power over tings. Not be fair other volk and also non a my bizness in people's kopfs. Chickens yah, dem I vant control.
Posted by: chasmatic at December 23, 2014 10:40 PM
Yes, I'm sure every would-be tyrant on earth has wanted one of those.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 24, 2014 6:52 AM
I think the removable psychotronic polarizing plate should be E not B, and the passive cooling fins should be F not E.
Posted by: ghostsniper at December 24, 2014 10:28 AM
In Russia? What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Rich Fader at December 24, 2014 1:22 PM