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December 19, 2014

Close But No Cigar [Bumped]

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Updated: Clinton with "Butterface" Catsimatidis , The Early Years

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"Uncle Bubba"

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 19, 2014 12:28 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Empathy, Hillary. Empathy.

Posted by: Darkwater [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 18, 2014 5:03 AM

At least he picked one with a slop tray underneath, catch the spills.
Just think: when Hils is no longer fit for duty she'll be put on ice in some sanitarium and the peckerwood will have bimbos for barstools.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 18, 2014 6:16 AM

Chas: Bill has been within a hundred miles of Hildabeast since they moved out of the Whitehouse.

The young lady above is undoubtedly a rental. And she looks very Russian to me, but she bears a strong resemblance to Paris Hilton, if Paris had a boob job, that is.

Posted by: Fat Man [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 18, 2014 6:53 AM

Disease spreaders.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 18, 2014 9:30 AM

A Clinton, showing support for a professional woman.

And yes, spreading disease.

Posted by: Rob De Witt [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 18, 2014 10:17 AM

I too thought she was a working girl, but she's actually the daughter of a major Democrat donor John Catsimatidis. She looks like a porn actress or pole dancer, but she's just some rich guy's daughter.

http://tinyurl.com/q4cfwlo

Posted by: Christopher Taylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 18, 2014 10:28 AM

Say what you want, but being erected pwesident has its perks.

Posted by: Casey Klahn [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 18, 2014 10:41 AM

I can't breathe.

Posted by: tripletap [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 18, 2014 12:15 PM

pic taken moments before Huckleberry Hound started shaking her shoulders like an industrial paint shaker.

Posted by: tscottme [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 18, 2014 12:58 PM

And now we find out that her nickname is "Butterface." I wonder how she got that name? Maybe Bill knows.

Posted by: Van der Leun [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 18, 2014 4:02 PM

Yeah, she has a nice ass, but, but, her face!

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 19, 2014 8:53 AM

The quintessential well-groomed young woman.

Posted by: Rob De Witt [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 19, 2014 9:57 AM

That is nobody's daughter.

You can just barely see it — the valve in her neck.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 19, 2014 11:44 AM

She just got divorced from Richard Nixon's grandson.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 19, 2014 3:15 PM

Where is Bill's right hand in the bottom picture?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 19, 2014 3:15 PM

I just friended her on Facebook.

Posted by: Casey Klahn [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 19, 2014 4:54 PM

I actually meet and had dealings with John Catsimatidis. Many years ago, I was the president of a co-op apartment building on the upper left side of Manhattan. We had a retail space that Catsimatidis wanted for one of his grocery stores. The lease negotiations were protracted and painful. We did not close until I threw a Richter 9.5 temper tantrum at him and told him to stop niggling and close, or leave. What an @$$#013.

His daughter, whose given name is Andrea, went public three years ago when she married Christopher Nixon Cox, Richard Nixon's grandson. Cox was 32 and Catsimatidis was 20. They had begun dating when she was still in high school. It was a political mésalliance. Daddy Catsimatidis is described by wikipedia as ... a "longtime," "loyal," and "high-level Clinton donor." ... Catsimatidis has stated that he is friends with Bill Clinton and that the former president "often" has flown in one of Catsimatidis' two airplanes." Cox is loyal to his family's traditions.

The marriage began with an embarrassingly gushy NYTimes "Vows" article. You can read it here, but wait at least an hour after your last meal:

http://goo.gl/FOfKBC

Everything that is put together falls apart, and the Cox-Catsimitidis marriage was revealed to have ended this past week by the NY papers.

http://goo.gl/XUqHms

No cause is assigned by the papers for the breakup.

One final observation on Ms. Catsimitides. The wedding pictures do not show her to be quite as overflowing as the more recent pics. Since she seems not to have put on weight generally, we can guess that her natural allure has been aided by the surgeon's art.

Finally, Bill has a well earned reputation as a horn dog. And he had a penchant for well endowed women. Monica was just plain zaftig. Ms C isn't, but it would be hard for Bill not to notice her. And she is free, white, and 21 (actually 24).

However, I have a certain amount of pity on Bill as we are about the same age, and given his medical history, I'll wager that he and I could swap pill boxes pretty easily. As Gerard can probably testify, too much of that stuff can have an adverse impact on a man's abilities and upon his desires. Perhaps Bill is so strong that even the quadruple and the medicine haven't slowed him down, but under is bet to take.

Finally, some Clintonistas note that some versions of the picture of Bill and Butterface (where does that moniker come from?) show Ms C's Momma standing next to them. To which I say, so what. Dollars to donuts that it wasn't Momma that made Bill smile. OTOH, Momma doesn't look bad for 60 and Bill may have been thinking about the possibilities of a trio. (Mr. C is a troll, he isn't invited).

Now you know a lot more than you really ever wanted to.

P.S. Why is that Chelsea Clinton, Paris Hilton, and Butterface, do not have chins? Are they really, the same person?

Posted by: Fat Man [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 19, 2014 10:11 PM

As a ring of gold in a swine's snout, so is a beautiful woman who lacks discretion.
Proverbs 11:22

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 19, 2014 10:50 PM

Discretion? Not in the 21st Century. Shameless is what works now. No girl can by without a sex tape.

Posted by: Fat Man [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 20, 2014 11:46 AM

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