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October 2, 2014

Charming News from Darkest Africa

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Africa wins again! Bullet charm fails as Man kills friend | According to sources, Osamame asked one of his friends to shoot him to test a new charm he had just acquired against bullets.
It was gathered that the late Osamame and his friend decided to test the efficacy of the charm with live bullets after incising it on their body. The deceased was said to have first shot at his friend but the bullet did not penetrate, but when the friend shot at Osamame on the chest, the charm failed and bullets pierced through his body, resulting to his death.

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Africa Wins!

Posted by: StephenB [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 1, 2014 2:10 PM

This is why you should always save your receipt.

Posted by: SteveS [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 1, 2014 3:11 PM

It is a good start. Mass marketing of the charm is the next step.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 2, 2014 6:11 AM

More great news Out of Africa.

Posted by: Jack [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 2, 2014 7:21 AM

I'm selling these online in Chicago, Philly, LA, NYC and DC.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 2, 2014 11:16 AM

Glad to know I can get one! Put me down for a dozen, Vermont. I want to protect all my liberal friends.

JWM

Posted by: John M [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 2, 2014 12:13 PM

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