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September 21, 2014
Now that's gonna leave a mark....
Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 21, 2014 7:05 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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I'd recommend a female head placed twixt the cello body and his genitalia to soothe and relax him during practice. During performances, he on his own.
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at September 21, 2014 7:36 AM
My uncle's name was Louie Lozko, we all called him "Letsgo Lozko". He raised bantam chickens.
He claimed that the accordion was God's gift to musicians.
Posted by: chasmatic at September 21, 2014 7:27 PM
Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest
And when daddy comes home he never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box daddy never sleeps at night
Posted by: ghostsniper at September 21, 2014 7:45 PM
‘cello scrotum’
THERE'S a cautionary tale for those of you with a "smart" phone on vibrate in your front pockets, set to go off at every email/"news"/chat room notification!
I agree with Chas on accordion, but when can we expect musicians bravely exploring new frontiers in accordion/bagpipe/theremin/ocarina combos?
Posted by: CaptDMO at September 22, 2014 7:57 AM
Capt, you're on to something. Here's this band, we'll call 'em "Cello Scrotum" and it consists of accordion/bagpipe/Theremin/ocarina musicians.
Book them in all the trendy artsy-fartsy clubs in Colorado and Wash State where the herb makes toilet flushing sound like twelve bar blues. You heard it first from me here:
Posted by: chasmatic at September 23, 2014 1:17 AM
The only smart musician is the pianist; all they have to carry is sheet music.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at September 23, 2014 6:49 AM