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September 29, 2014
If you looked at a chicken sandwich lying next to a double cheeseburger,
You’d think, “There’s a slightly shittier than average meal for an adult.” But slap the chicken sandwich between the double cheeseburger and suddenly it becomes this depraved amalgam of obesity and Obamacare-causing quasi-foods. It becomes the salient indicator, the shibboleth of America’s largest health problem since fucking polio. Fuck that noise, bro.Culinary Bro-Down
Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 29, 2014 11:13 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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The author doesn't win any support from me, calling me "bro". how does the author know my gender? what if a female reader stumbles across this article? would the author call her sis? Maybe the author should just say "sis-bro" or "people". Maybe the author should stick to making greeting card messages for Sesame Street.
My family is special to me and blood is thicker than water. The sword is mightier than the pen too, but, I drift.
Take my uncle for example, we all called him "Letsgo Lozko", he raised bantam chickens and family from miles around would come for the eggs. The favored aunts and uncles would leave with a stewing chicken, Letsgo was always upgrading his flock.
He enjoyed Ed Sullivan, speaking of which a tragedy of minor proportion has occurred, where else but in Cali? Maybe we should take up a collection?
http://deadline.com/2014/09/ed-sullivan-statue-stolen-from-tv-academy-843410/
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at September 30, 2014 5:49 AM
It doesn't look evil or particularly bad for your health, it just looks really hard to eat.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 30, 2014 9:46 AM
You go for it, Chris, let us know how it is.
Posted by: chasmatic at September 30, 2014 10:39 AM
What is the green runny shit?
Posted by: ghostsniper at September 30, 2014 6:25 PM
ghost: it's Roasted Hatch Chili Aioli.
Posted by: chasmatic at September 30, 2014 11:48 PM
Eat what you want and die like a man. We didn't spend a million years clawing our way to the top of the food chain for nothing, you know.
Posted by: SteveS at October 1, 2014 12:19 AM