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August 13, 2014

What Japanese Stealth?

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Japan MoD Denies Reports Of 1st Stealth Fighter Flight For 2015

Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 13, 2014 2:03 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Back in the eighties Robin Williams did a routine on the (at that time) rumored American stealth aircraft.

"You're doing it all wrong! Spending a hundred billion dollars on an invisible plane! No! here's what you do, go out into the desert and scatter some wreckage then you tell everybody we had a secret invisible plane but it crashed! Pretty soon all the other nations are saying "Hey that's pretty cool, we have to get one of those" and they waste billions of their money trying to built a invisible warplane.

In the meantime Ronny Raygun is sitting in the White House and going, Heh, Heh, heh!

Posted by: Onthenorthriver [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 13, 2014 3:56 PM

Clearly, from the photograph, the Japanese have come up with two major rearward advances.
First, the Stealth fighter is designed to be ground-based and fight from the ground, towed into position as noted in the photo.

Second, the next advance is the genetic modification of human beings to be 1-2 inches tall, again as illustrated in the photo. If these Lilliputians are to be the aviators of the Stealth craft then this development becomes a major step backwards from the unmanned drone aircraft, because the drones' flight and fight directors are only in danger when spilling hot coffee onto their crotches while electronically directing their drones.

Note also that the reporting let slip the lie about an upcoming maiden flight trial. This makes obvious, even to the exceptionally ignorant, that the Stealth craft is FEMALE in nature, and thus anticipating a maiden flight. I'd say more now, but must wait until the Japanese NSA tranlates what has thus far been exposed.

Posted by: Stug Guts [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 13, 2014 4:28 PM

Yeah, what Stug said.
Besides, it is made of plastic. Space age plastic.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 14, 2014 6:12 AM

Down here in south AL, we call that Auburn stealth.

Posted by: BillH [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 14, 2014 8:16 AM

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