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August 14, 2014

Many people on the right have embraced Uber,

the company that lets you call a ride from your smartphone instead of standing on the corner with your hand up looking like a statue of Lenin leading the proletariat to the Future, or maybe to that tapas place downtown.
This confuses people who regard conservatives as dumb apes who poke Shiny New Things with a stick and screech in alarm. How can they support Uber? It’s a Cool Thing, and they’re all middle-aged dorks in polyester plaid shorts and black socks with sandals who like to “get down” to bands that sing about pickup trucks, or they’re pale evil men who wear three-piece suits to bed and drift off to sleep fantasizing that they’re slapping the birth-control pills out of the hands of poor women. Uber is good, Uber is an app, for heaven’s sake — how can these cretins possibly be on its side? It’s like finding that all the kale in the country is fertilized by Koch products.
-- LILEKS, James: Taxicab Confessions

Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 14, 2014 5:31 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Or...OR, maybe it's just "Gee, the whole crony corruption thingie dominating the "official" rules
of taxi cabs just ain't working out so good for "We the People...".
Economics and stuff. Baptists and bootleggers have the gub'mint above, and (actual) democracy below.

Posted by: CaptDMO [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 15, 2014 7:49 AM

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