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August 7, 2014

I will not teach my kids about safe sex because there is no such thing |

Perhaps most absurd of all is that we call these alcohol-fused humping sessions ‘safe,’

so long as they involve a layer of latex and a dose of steroids. We tell young people to wear condoms to protect against ailments like hepatitis and AIDS. The obvious insinuation here is that there is a ‘safe’ way to fornicate with a diseased stranger.
The Matt Walsh Blog

Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 7, 2014 2:08 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Would a sane person *knowingly* strap on a party balloon and engage in For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge with a diseased and willing accomplice?

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 8, 2014 4:41 AM

Some do and some don't bother with the latex. If you can swing by the YMCA there are many new perversions to be worked out each and every night.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 8, 2014 9:05 AM

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