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August 27, 2014

FBI Raids Kennedy Fundamentalist Compound

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Searching the three clapboard houses that compose the compound,
investigators said they found numerous symbols consistent with intense fanaticism, including framed photographs of their late leader, John F. Kennedy, upon whom family members appear to have accorded a sort of godlike status. Sources confirmed that the messianic figure spoke of a mystical “New Frontier” and believed the future of his people hinged upon making a journey to the moon, a mission he ordered his followers to carry out as quickly as possible.
- - America's Finest News Source

Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 27, 2014 3:05 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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JFK may have suffered a lunar-tic idea, but in its pursuit our rocketeers discovered that the Moon really is made of cheese. Here's the problem: Luna cheese is loaded with lactose [a problem for digestion in lactase-lacking anthropoids], and it does NOT meet FDA standards for purity!!

A wasted trip and wasted $millions on this venture. The bigger problem is that the other side of the Moon is crawling with lactose-tolerant mice who will soon consume the Moon and thereby do away with our oceans' tides. Since it is a well known fact that "there is a tide in the affairs of men," expect that men will no longer be having affairs!
Scary thought: "Who then will women be having affairs with?"

Posted by: Stug Guts [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 27, 2014 4:36 PM

@Stug - that's erzackly what I been thinkin'. More to this than meets the eye. Heck, both eyes.
Look at them Canucks. They even have a piece of money named in honor, to wit the loonie.

I notice one disturbing fact that weaves in and out through the entire legend: to achieve venerated status in this cabal the designated one must be dead.
Probably since the human body is at least ninety-eight percent water the tide ebbing and flowing, flowing and ebbing twice in twenty-four hours must have an effect.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 27, 2014 4:51 PM

The Kennedys, nothing more than a 'dynasty' built on a criminal base with vote buying tossed in for good measure. No veneration from this side.

The only reason drugs weren't involved was booze was more lucrative at the time.

to this day I don't think Oswald hit Kennedy with that shit rifle at that distance. But he made a great fall guy and everyone connected got hit.

Don't tell me about conspiracies, I don't believe in them.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2014 5:56 AM

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