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August 22, 2014
The Sheldon Cooper Presidency
Sheldon Cooper doesn't care if someone's loved one has died. This is Thursday. We have pizza on Thursday. That's what we do on Thursday. Because it's Thursday.No matter what happens in the world, Obama is sticking to Pizza On Thursdays. Because that's what we do on Thursdays. Thursdays are for Pizza. They're slaughtering Christians in Iraq? Thursdays are for Pizza. They're slaughtering Yazidis in Iraq? Pizza is what we have on Thursdays. Ferguson is burning? It's Thursday. Thursday night is pizza night. James Foley was beheaded by the New Caliphate in Iraq? Well, unless James Foley is our Pizza delivery guy, I don't really see how this alters our Thursday plans...- - Ace of Spades HQ
Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 22, 2014 10:26 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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WAIT! I heard a discussion like that on "Idiocracy". It concerned Brawndo.
Posted by: CaptDMO ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://americandigest.org/sidelines/nav-commenters.gif)
at August 22, 2014 1:00 PM
WAAAYY too much forest-for-the-trees, as is common with Ace.
The mere existence of a television show like that says more about the end of culture than any 10,000 words of analogy and analysis. Every conceivable Cultural Marxist stereotype is presented unblushingly and unconsciously as though whoever sees it will understand and agree.
And they do, too.
Posted by: Rob De Witt at August 22, 2014 1:39 PM
Hey folks, Obama has NOT been wasting time on golf courses. He's worked out The Plan for peace in all war zones. Here it is:
1. Drop golf balls on battlefields and in nearby wooded areas [roughs].
2. When the combatants rush over to grab what they think are sugar-powdered donut holes, bury by bombing these grouped ghouls mercilessly with divots -- a green, humane way of ending the conflicts.
3. For the dieters among the combatants who've not been buried in the divoted group, invite them to the clubhouse and club adequate sense into them.
Posted by: Stug Guts at August 22, 2014 3:42 PM
This is a TV show? Really, like cartoons and The Price Is Right? And we're getting mileage out of it in a serious context?
I don't feel so bad about my uncle Louie Lozko. We all called him "Letsgo Lozko". He raised bantam chickens.
He had many aphorisms about life and if you wrote down half of what he said you'd be rich.
I know it sounds easy, but there's a mile of wire in a screen door.
Posted by: chasmatic at August 22, 2014 11:31 PM
Hey, HEY!!!! That's "like cartoons and Jeopardy" to YOU sir!!
Posted by: CaptDMO at August 23, 2014 8:01 AM
OK, OK, I'll take quiz shows for five hundred, Capt.
Oh, and can Vanna White spin my wheel a couple times?
Heh heh, he cackled lasciviously.
Posted by: chasmatic at August 23, 2014 8:52 AM