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July 2, 2014
Fireworks Safety Tips
- If a firework fails to ignite, there may be something wrong with it. To figure out the problem, examine the firework up close and watch carefully while you try reigniting it.
- Anyone about to set off a “black snake” should prepare for a major disappointment.
- Remember that fireworks can’t hurt you when you’re drunk. Nothing can.
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Wow, That is Erie, It sounds like the same voice i used to hear in my head every time The fourth was approaching
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at July 2, 2014 10:37 AM
Those are Southern rules. Northeastern rules are different. Up there you can't have anything that promotes fun, liberty, the Fourth or any form of Independence. Collective thought is allowed when surrounded by wreathes of weed smoke.
On the Fourth they read the Annotated Works of Obama and Toni Morrison.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at July 2, 2014 11:58 AM
My mother was a nurse in a small town hospital. I had a lot of fun in my little town, but it never included fireworks.
Posted by: Fontessa at July 2, 2014 1:19 PM
My uncle's name was Louie Lozko. We all called him "Letsgo Lozko".
He raised bantam chickens. None of them got blowed up by fireworks.
Posted by: chasmatic at July 2, 2014 10:45 PM