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July 4, 2014
Enjoy Your Freedom, America!
“There are more people at Lakewood Park for the Fourth of July than at any other time during the year,” stated Mayor Mike Summers. “Safety is our first priority. These added security measures will help to ensure that everyone has a safe and enjoyable Fourth of July.”
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How about this shit-for-brains mayor just puts the city in lockdown? 24 hr curfew, be the safest he's ever seen until somebody gives him a good hard punch in the face.
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at July 4, 2014 4:33 AM
Sounds like prison, and prison ain't that safe.
Tighten the lid, the pressure builds up, and the lid on the citizens of this country can't get much tighter.
Posted by: Onthenorthriver at July 4, 2014 6:11 AM
Remember: A Police State is a SAFE State. This park will be VERY safe because it is a certified GUN FREE ZONE.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at July 4, 2014 6:56 AM
I don't get it, other than the obvious typos.
They put up a sign and misspelled "Immediate replacement of current "officials" required"!
How that's done is up to them.
Posted by: CaptDMO at July 4, 2014 7:27 AM
It will be safe, and boring, because the only visitors will be vegetables.
Posted by: ghostsniper at July 4, 2014 9:10 AM