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June 2, 2014
We have an immediate opening for a world-class OUTRAGE OPTIMIZATION EXPERT
to furyhack our traffic across social media.The ideal candidate has proven abilities at composing rage pegs for any story and has demonstrated the ability to prefix any tweet with “THIS.” or “LISTEN.” Candidates will be required to flame out in two years and disavow their past views while encouraging their still-seething acolytes to “moderation.”A Candid Look At New Normal Jobs | Zero Hedge
Posted by gerardvanderleun at June 2, 2014 5:57 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
Your Say
Hearken, you blithering, blathering, obfuscating oaf!
We have no need for 'optimization experts,'as long as we have amateurs willing to MAXIMIZE FOR EFFECT innuendo, insult, and well-deserved derision aimed at the denizens of dope-land and dishonor!
Posted by: Howard Nelson at June 3, 2014 5:26 AM
Yikes, some sizzling prose Howard.
"Let's diffuse the ticking time bomb of tension." I always wanted to say that one, preferably with a Chicago accent, but never got the chance. sigh.
Posted by: chasmatic at June 3, 2014 4:48 PM
Heck, piece of cake. I can do that in twenty-five words or less, and for free:
Celebrate Assholes Get a Punch in the Face Day.
Are you serious?
What's so funny?
Cut the crap.
You talk like a sausage.
Fuck off.
Posted by: chasmatic at June 3, 2014 9:56 PM