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June 28, 2014

First Lady Donates Panties to Immigrant Relief

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Washington - The White House announced today First lady, Michelle Obama will donate a large portion of her personal underwear collection to the call for underwear relief for immigrants flowing over the southern border of the United States....
"Mrs. Obama has a wide range of XXXLG and XXXXLG heavy duty, gas absorbent undergarments in her designer collection she wishes to donate to this important humanitarian cause, and to the brave immigrants coming to America. Mrs. Obama believes sharing her wealth of undergarments is another way of forwarding her humanitarian agenda and just one more way of doing her part in making America great again."
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She should donate her underwear to Hillary. She's dead broke. Or was. Or soon will be. Or something.

Posted by: BillH [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 29, 2014 8:07 AM

Moochelle got all her underwear from the WWII barrage balloon surplus stores because they were ready to wear sizes. From what I've seen of Hillary, samo-samo. How so they fit through doors?

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 29, 2014 8:55 AM

This is good news. Many of those poor kids will need large tents to shelter them from the brutal south-western sun.

Posted by: DonRodrigo [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 30, 2014 8:10 AM

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