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June 23, 2014

Conventions

If you've ever gone to a convention, seen fools with name tags with Fletch quotes written under the illegibly scrawled Bobs,
dressed like they just raided Herb Tarlick's wardrobe in the dark, then watched porcine women ululate over a chocolate fountain that has strawberries to dip in it, as if that's not the most disgusting conflation of comestibles ever invented, then you know all about conventions. It's a swinger's party deboned for weak teeth. It's a funeral without a corpse to liven things up. It's Amway without even the soap, but plenty of perfume and aftershave.
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Posted by gerardvanderleun at June 23, 2014 8:26 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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