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May 9, 2014

U.N. Report On Magical Realism Warns Of Increased Incidences Of Women’s Tears Flooding The Entire World

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The U.N. paper states that these fantastic and potentially catastrophic events,
in which a woman unleashes an endless torrent of tears over her deceased husband or the sting of unrequited love, may raise global sea levels by as much as 30 centimeters by the year 2050, which according to projections could lead to widespread coastal erosion and leave many of the world’s largest cities—including New York, Mumbai, and Jakarta—at least partially underwater.
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Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 9, 2014 8:57 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

Your Say

Most of the women's tears are coming out of the ocular glands of fructose and soy laden whiney obese male sissies.

Posted by: ghostsniper at May 9, 2014 8:35 PM

Yeah, ghost, you tell 'em. After which, line them up for a good hard punch in the face.

Posted by: chasmatic at May 9, 2014 9:19 PM

When all the Obamabots find out that Putin intends to pork Obama, the pissing in the pants will raise the sea level by a meter.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at May 10, 2014 5:17 AM

Actually VW because the american communists are mostly full of shit the oceans will rise with something else, and a meter is far too low.

Chas, you are hereby in charge of the PITF dept, and I'll be in charge of the BITA dept.

PITF = Punch In The Face
BITA = Boot In The Ass

Posted by: ghostsniper at May 10, 2014 7:22 AM

ghost: I like that division of labor. Tandem and tag-team are recommended. And judging from what I see we will never be out of work, haw haw.

Q: What's black and blue and lays on the floor?

A: Assholes after we adjust 'em.

Posted by: chasmatic at May 10, 2014 10:55 AM

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