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May 23, 2014

Lovecraftian School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum

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ARKHAM, MA—Arguing that students should return to the fundamentals taught in the Pnakotic Manuscripts and the Necronomicon in order to develop the skills they need to be driven to the very edge of sanity, Arkham school board member Charles West continued to advance his pro-madness agenda at the district's monthly meeting Tuesday. | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Having read Lovecraft from one end to the other, I can only observe: the man really didn't care for seafood, huh?

Posted by: ed in texas at May 23, 2014 4:17 PM

In the spirit of the Onion satire, give 'em all a good hard punch in the face and all doubt will be dissipated. They will all earn A's for the class and get a sign to hang on their backs.

Posted by: chasmatic at May 23, 2014 10:27 PM

It is a great coping skill...

Posted by: leelu at May 24, 2014 11:58 AM

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