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May 20, 2014

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Mickey D's

McDonald's Unveils Terrifying New Character Named 'Happy' The guys over at McDonald's introduced a new character named Happy today, and, well, just take a look for yourself.
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Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 20, 2014 2:58 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Oh great. Annoying Orange and Hey Apple! had a love-child.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at May 20, 2014 4:37 PM

Joan of Argghh! for the kill.

Posted by: Casey Klahn at May 20, 2014 5:42 PM

Yikes!

Posted by: Milo Galt at May 20, 2014 6:46 PM

A spawn of Mouth-Open Girl?

Posted by: Mary at May 20, 2014 6:51 PM

Eventually the whole world will be kindergarten.

A garden of mindless children regardless of age.

Posted by: ghostsniper at May 20, 2014 7:00 PM

Thank goodness my son's grown up, or this thing would join the Easter Bunny and Jim Carey in The Mask in scaring the bejesus aout of him.

Posted by: Fausta at May 20, 2014 7:23 PM

Thank goodness my son's grown up, or this thing would join the Easter Bunny and Jim Carey in The Mask in scaring the bejesus out of him.

Posted by: Fausta at May 20, 2014 7:23 PM

I hope this entire fad of fake animals/mascots/people in animal suits goes way soon.

Posted by: bgarrett at May 20, 2014 7:35 PM

I thought Fisher-Price was tacky. This thing does not deserve a punch in the face. A hobnail boot grinding it into the pavement will do nicely, thank you.

Posted by: chasmatic at May 20, 2014 9:21 PM

I dunno- I think it's kinda' cute. Reminds me of Jimson weed.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at May 20, 2014 11:00 PM

If you punched that thing in the face you'd go all the way in up to your arm pit - pull back a bloody stub.

Posted by: ghostsniper at May 21, 2014 4:30 AM

So, whatever happened to "Mr. Bucket"?

Posted by: CaptDMO at May 21, 2014 4:58 AM

Yeah ghost, boots it is.

Posted by: chasmatic at May 21, 2014 6:14 AM

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