May 9, 2014
Joe Biden Suspected of Being in HoustonHouston Authorities Searching For "Serial Defecator" :“We’ve had reports from six to eight neighbors out there that someone is actually coming into their yard and defecating — generally on their driveways,” said Sgt. J.C. Mosier.
Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 9, 2014 10:44 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
It can't be Joe; he doesn't give a crap!
Posted by: Howard Nelson at May 9, 2014 10:48 AM
There'd be only so many times he could crap before he'd die from loss of brains.
Posted by: Rich Fader at May 9, 2014 1:48 PM
This is in Sheila Jackson Lee's Congressional District. Report on the Walton and Johnson radio show out of Houston indicate the perpetrator is likely a Hispanic male. So it's probably a hate crime.
Posted by: Could be me at May 9, 2014 2:26 PM
Now if those liberal commie creeps practiced what they preached they would collect all that shit and burn it in their green furnaces. Better yet, they should put up recycling boxes so anybody anytime can make a difference. Hey, if it saves just one child ...
They could hire all the new legal illegal amnesty-holding used-to-be-aliens future democrats to run a crap collection agency. Incentive programs like the more shit you turn in the more you get paid; enlist your neighbors, have communal crap drop stations. Make use of the turd world. (sorry, couldn't resist) Learning our nation's language, what is it now, Ebonics? Something with a lot of bowels in it. A year's supply of bum wad as a prize.
Posted by: chasmatic at May 11, 2014 5:59 AM
This is what happened when you let too many Californians, Yankees and other blue staters into your state. Over the past five years they have been moving here like a plague of locusts. Last week there were so many New York, New Jersey, Connecticut and Rhode Island license plates in front of me at a stoplight I could've sworn I'd been transported from Houston to NYC. It's disgusting and it makes me angry. Those bastards ruined their states and this country and have moved here to try to destroy Texas with the lefty, liberal BS.
Posted by: Nahanni at May 11, 2014 7:01 PM
Nahanni: you need a simple rebuttal program like Assholes Get a Punch in the Face Day.
Shout at them to go back where they came from. Make big public scenes about it and tell lies about them, the more outrageous the better. Call the cops, the drunk driver hotline on any of 'em that get in front of you. Use Alinsky's Rules against them.
Whatever you do, don't send them to New Mexico. Down around my place they'd get skinned alive by the Mescans or us Anglos, we all brothers here.
Posted by: chasmatic at May 11, 2014 9:22 PM