May 24, 2014
Expressive hat defends wearer from undesirable actions
Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 24, 2014 1:58 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
bwaahahahahaha. She can run but she cannot hide from a good hard punch in the face. A belt in the chops. A smack in the kisser. Here bitch: express this.
Posted by: chasmatic at May 24, 2014 2:58 PM
I'll take Joo-Janta Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses any day!
Posted by: leelu at May 24, 2014 3:11 PM
Yeah, that will save you. Cover your eyes when something comes near you don't like. Its like when you were 7 and you hid under the covers! Pathetic wretches.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2014 5:17 PM
"shield the wearer from loud noises, bright lights or unwanted proximity when triggered"
And it says C-R-A-Z-Y 50 ways to Friday!
Posted by: Fausta at May 25, 2014 7:38 AM
Pull it down tightly over her ears.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at May 25, 2014 8:08 AM