The Top 40

Obama is the first President to shop at Victoria's Secret, buy some panties and have them fit him for daily wear. I'm surprised he's not wearing the boob belt.

My contempt and dislike for this POS bottomed out long ago.
When's the revolution starting? I'm getting older every day.

This is a picture of the Commander-n-Chief of what?

Yeah, he tapped into the single mom longing for someone to care for and protect them. NO matter how irrational their beliefs were or how they couched them in idiot lies (Romney wants to ban contraceptives!), that's what it came down to. And most of these women would claw your eyes out for pointing it out, too.

...he tapped into the single mom longing for someone to care for and protect them.

All true, but it leaves out the part about "without having to be responsible to a man." The eye-clawing response starts to build upon their not receiving sympathy at their brave "I'm a Single Mom" announcement, and approaches critical mass when you ask about their husbands. The lefties adroitly tapped into the desperate wish of many "women" to be perceived as victims, and anointed them thus.

The lefties "tapped into" all the losers. Women use victimhood as a means of getting what they do not deserve and have not earned. I'm surprised DC has not given them all free phones.

What is counter-intuitive is the way women and society in general have emasculated men and still they insist that men are dominating them. Uh uh, girl, you in charge, you did it to yourself.

You don’t know where the itch is
Until you scratch it with your own hand.

Women victimhood and the justice system has caused married men to just shut their yaps and endure the best they can for to do otherwise will financially painful. It's a bait n switch. You marry one thing but you get something else and you don't find this out until you meet HER lawyer.

It's a horrible thing watching a lawyer convert a relationship built on feelings converted to cold blooded dollar signs right there on her lawyers desk. Reality is a harsh motherfukker when you learn of it in hindsight.

The result of this is multiple generations of boys raised to manhood by mothers that have emasculated the fathers and grow up as mothers themselves with unidentifiable gender quandries and those that manage to survive decide they will not follow that model and say "Hell NO!" when asked if they'll ever marry.

Truly, if I were to find myself suddenly single I would never marry again. There is no point to it anymore and every reason to not.

Speaking of losers, nice 30' pitch there, Mr. Prez. Just 30'6" more, and you'll get it to the plate in the air.

President Obama is one of those guys who sucks at all sports, is physically inept, but thinks he's great and keeps trying. To make up for it they hang out with people who are great at sports so they get a sort of albedo: my sports ability glows by reflection of these people's competence.

Imagine being forced into a pickup game with this guy. His ego won't allow him to lose or even recognize his incompetence, so you have to let him win and praise him.

What's weird is the guy that played Urkel is actually a really good basketball player in real life. Obama is the opposite, he presents himself as a cool athlete type and is incompetent.