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March 26, 2014

The ‘Dear Leader Haircut’

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Men in North Korea used to be able to style their hair in 10 different ways, now they can choose only one,
that of their leader Kim Jong-Un. Formerly known as the “Chinese smuggler haircut,” the sharp fade with a floppy top has also been worn stateside by Brad Pitt, and is sure to be a staple on the street for ironic trendsetters this summer. Follow the leader. - - BEST EVER

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 26, 2014 4:00 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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From the originating Mail Online link...

"Back in 2005, North Korean state TV launched a five part series entitled 'Let us trim our hair in accordance with Socialist lifestyle' with the aim of promoting short back and sides for its male population."

It long ago went beyond mockery.

Posted by: Tim P at March 26, 2014 4:54 PM

Huge maintenance issues.

Posted by: ghostsniper at March 26, 2014 5:56 PM

You would think Dear Leader would want to stand out and be above the rest.

Posted by: Potsie at March 26, 2014 6:39 PM

The best look for that pudgy, melon-headed, murderous puke would be a straight cut at the fold of his second chin.

Posted by: JD(not the one with the picture) at March 26, 2014 8:59 PM

Anyone remember Herbie, the Fat Fury?
Looks like he's about about to bop you with his lollipop.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at March 26, 2014 9:00 PM

Reminds me of "Bananas" a Woody Allen film from back when he was funny. Woody is Fielding Melish, a nebbish from New York. Fielding loves Nancy (Louise Lasser), but she wants him to be a revolutionary hero. Woody joins Espitsito a South American rebel leader. Espisito takes over San Marcos and gives a speech:

Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!

Fielding Mellish: What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066808/trivia?tab=qt&ref_=tt_trv_qu

Posted by: Fat Man at March 26, 2014 9:23 PM

I keep waiting for news out of NK that reports Un being shived in his vile little black heart. An act like that won't promote liberty but it would send Kim to hell where he belongs.

Posted by: Jack at March 27, 2014 7:41 AM

We should bomb North Korea with bags of rice until the whole country is hip-deep in rice. So much rice that the army can't steal all of it.

Posted by: DHH at March 27, 2014 10:41 AM

Yeah its the inevitable hipsters sporting that 'do that I am the most disturbed by.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2014 3:28 PM

I call it the 'Fatty Whitewalls Updo'.

Posted by: Oz at March 28, 2014 3:11 AM

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