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March 30, 2014

Noah: "Think Days of Our Lives meets Waterworld."

I’ve also heard some “Christian leaders” endorse this steaming pile of heretical horse manure.
I’m tempted to accuse them of being cowardly, dumb, or dishonest, but I’ll just give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they slept through the most troubling parts — like the part at the beginning, and the end, and all of the parts in between. I’m a Christian and I think ‘Noah’ deserves a four star review | The Matt Walsh Blog

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 30, 2014 7:21 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Why whenever I see something about "Noah" do I think about that Bill Cosby routine.

The Lord says "Noah"

"What"

"It's The Lord Noah"

"Right"

Posted by: Glenn at March 30, 2014 9:37 AM

Why whenever I see something about "Noah" do I think about that Bill Cosby routine.

The Lord says "Noah"

"What"

"It's The Lord Noah"

"Right"

Posted by: Glenn at March 30, 2014 9:38 AM

@Glenn, "What's a cubit?"

Posted by: tripletap at March 30, 2014 3:06 PM

Noah-"Lord, what a cubit?"

Lord-"Uh, I used to know that."

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at March 30, 2014 4:29 PM

I haven't seen the movie, don't really have a compunction to see it, but I'm not surprised that Hollywood would screw it up or give it a Left viewpoint.

But I will say that I heard Glenn Beck complain that, among other things, it accused Noah of being a drunkard. While the Bible doesn't exactly go into a lot a detail about Noah, it is rather specific about that (Genesis 9:21).

Posted by: Darkwater at March 30, 2014 11:18 PM

He brought up a good point in that article: you don't have to actually see every movie to know its awful.

Noah wasn't necessarily a drunkard, just got blitzed after the 40 days in a boat with his family and all those animals.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 31, 2014 10:21 AM

Nope, no interest. I'll hold out for Aronofsky's big screen treatment of Mohammed. I've been hoping that Crowe would do another installment of the O'Brian classics. Now that was a decent sea-faring flick

Posted by: Will at March 31, 2014 3:00 PM

If I had the money, I'd do a series on HBO of the Aubrey-Maturin books. You could do a book a year and it would bey pretty popular, I expect.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 1, 2014 9:33 AM

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