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March 3, 2014

Al Sharpton Urges Vladimir Putin to Take Obama Horseback Riding

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SHARPTON: Are you being mean to our leader because he’s an African American man of color?

PUTIN: I save him from humiliation in Syria. He was same color then.

SHARPTON: Have you seen our leader without his shirt on?

PUTIN: I saw photo in People magazine.

SHARPTON: He looks pretty good, huh?

PUTIN: (shifts in his seat) I don’t want to appear, as you say, light in loafers.

SHARPTON: I’ll take that as a yes. So why don’t you take our leader horseback riding with you? It would make him look stronger and you’ll get credit again for enhancing his image.

PUTIN: I don’t know if that such good idea. What if he falls off horse?

SHARPTON: He can wear his bike helmet. -- The Daily Rash
Al Sharpton's Secret Writer

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 3, 2014 6:36 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Stoat Weasel has the prize winning P-shop. Made me snort. Go see.

JWM

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